She got me to do it--but mine is going to be taken from 'The New Astrology' from Suzanne White. Anyone who's interested in this should get it. It bundles Greek and Chinese zodiacs. Very fun.
Note: I may have read all this at one point, but not in a long time. I'm going to type it up and just press post. We'll see who thinks what. xD Also, I'll only do Rene. He's my most active, so people watch this. xD Note #2: Huruma is a Scorpio/Tiger and Rochelle is a Pisces/Monkey. They are probably pretty accurate, if I can make easy assumptions with generalizations of those signs.
End opinion:
Hot damn. D:!
Note: I may have read all this at one point, but not in a long time. I'm going to type it up and just press post. We'll see who thinks what. xD Also, I'll only do Rene. He's my most active, so people watch this. xD Note #2: Huruma is a Scorpio/Tiger and Rochelle is a Pisces/Monkey. They are probably pretty accurate, if I can make easy assumptions with generalizations of those signs.
Virgo; the Virgin
Ruler - Mercury; Analysis, Absorption, Logic
Element - Earth; Function, Practicality, Solidity
Quality - Mutable; Adaptable, Harmonizing, Versatile
Characteristics
Lucidity, Practicality, Service, Discrimination, Courtesy, Decorum
Sins
Nit-picking, Negativism, Snobbery, Meticulousness, Crankiness, Reserve
Snake
Yang-oriented; Individualistic, Spiritual, Self-directed
Negative Fire Element
Characteristics
Intuition, Attractiveness, Discretion, Sagacity, Clairvoyance, Compassion
Sins
Laziness, Dissimulation, Extravagance, Cupidity, Presumption, Exclusiveness
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Virgo/Snake
"I analyze"---"I sense"
Analysis and intuition are two essential elements in the personality of a Virgo/Snake. This Virgo is both emotional and attractive. He is endowed with wisdom and depth of understanding. He may appear serious and even grave. The tongue, you will notice, however, is conveniently stored inside the cheek. This person's strength is that he is not really of the world. Virgo/Snakes exist outside of the mundande and always wear a secret smile.
Nothing is too technically to complex for this subject's intellect and perception. Nor are metaphysical problems beyond his reach. We are dealing here with a monster of attraction and appeal whoes flat out--almost cold--sensuality will warm the blood of even the most reserved observer. Virgo/Snakes are calculating. They always need to know where they are headed. Before they undertake a project they want every element worked out in minute detail. Virgo/Snakes are capable of magnificent insincerity.
I'd say that the Virgo/Snake is introverted yet avidly interested in others. His motive behind this gregariousness in simply his need for admirers. Of these he always has more than his share. He is a long-lasting friend with the ability to listen and cheer. It's not that Virgo/Snakes are innately funny; they have crinkly-eyed charm that is irresistibly amusing.
This person is remarkably combative for a Snake character. He's quite a scrapper when crossed, and involves himself in monumental tongue-lashings and verbal conflict to spare his pride. Virgo/Snake simply does not tolerate being toyed with. He is dignified and insists on remaining thus. If, however, he sees the joke is irrevocably on him, this person is capable of laughing at himself. Hear that hissing sound?
These natives seem oblivious to aging and stress. They slither through their daily rounds with a rare sort of detachment from almost every problem encountered. They insist on stability and expect to maintain equilibrium in their personal lives. they never make useless trouble.
Laziness is the Virgo/Snake's enemy. Yes. Even the efficient Virgo can be tempted by the Snake's tendency to sloth. From time to time his analytical side will assess the situation and you'll marvel to see him rise like a spinning top from his sagging sofa and shift into whirlwind activity. This is a capable soul. But if the sun is shining and the living is easy, he can grow sluggish. Gourmet food will tempt him too. Virgo/Snakes should avoid waist-expanding foods and keep up a steady exercise routine.
Most striking of all the Snake born Virgo's characteristics is his open-mindedness. This person id always ready for new experiences. He is willing to try anything once, and makes for a good companion for someone who likes adventure.
There is a critical side to this subject as well. But since Snake people are disposed to sagacity and they intuit rather than puzzle things out with logic, Virgo nit-picking and fault-finding is kept to a minimum. Gossip, however, pleases the Virgo/Snake and although he is discreet and never meddles in the affairs of others unless invited, he can frequently be caught in merry derision of the garish color of his neighbor's new car.
Virgo/Snakes are also bossy. Or rather, they rule. Period. Their methods of expressing authority consist of silent pressures and the application of well-defined rules without excessive rant. They care alto about those they dominate, and can usually convince themselves that their despotism is benevolent. Don't count on getting the best of this class-act person. He's got it all figured out and he knows precisely how to keep it that way.
Love
The Virgo/Snake's love picture is a tiny bit smudgy. You see, Snakes tend to slither in and out of a variety of love affairs throughout their lives. Virgos are rather more constant, yet they are sensuous as well. The tendency is toward slip-sliding away. Virgo/Snake makes the transition from passion to camaraderie smoothly. He remains friends with his "exes".
If you love a Virgo/Snake, you will be so mad for him or her that the very idea of "handling" will not occur to you. But the way to deal with this person, happily, is simply not to try. Don't manipulate him. He doesn't take kindly to machinations behind his back. Don't make fun of him. He'll take offense. Respect him and accept the dense soul that belongs to all natives of this sign. Admire the intellect, but don't fawn.
Compatibilities
Positive
Oxen, Roosters
Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
Neutral
Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces/Tigers
Negative
Gemini/Monkey, Pig
Home and Family
Virgo/Snakes tend to enjoy their freedom and covet being unencumbered. Their surroundings are not of much importance to the,, as they are so often on the road. They do like comfort, so you'll see a few easy chairs scattered about and there'll eb plenty of good vittles in the larder. But Virgo/Snakes are not homebody types.
If this person does become a parent, he or she will probably indulge the children in whims of all sorts, letting well enough alone and hoping for the best. The Virgo/Snake is autocratic, but he's not domineering or interested in policing lives. This parent will have fun with his kids, as he likes a good laugh and can readily join a group of any age for a few giggles.
The Virgo/Snake child will be beautiful to look at and carry himself with that dignified coldness spoken of earlier. He will probably like parties and astonish you and his teachers with his intellectual skill. There is not much you can do to spoil such a child, as his very presence will demand just the amount of attention he feels he deserves. There is no place in this child's life for parental sarcasm. It enrages him.
Profession
Mostly industrious, the Virgo/Snake only occasionally slides into a laziness rut. He's gifted in things technical from childhood and will know how to build models and fiddle with handiwork projects requiring great attention to detail. This, coupled with his exceptional native intelligence, gives Virgo/Snake a definite edge in all scientific areas and careers requiring mathematical skill.
As a boss, Virgo/Snake will personify the expression "noblesse oblige". He's so naturally ahead of the game that to question his authority would be silly. He's probably fair and just, although it's not because he's particularly altruistic. In any case, efficiency will be the rule. This person makes a dutiful and happy addition to any work group. Virgo/Snake employees are both responsible and capable of handling delegated work.They are also able to work alone at jobs that requiring precision and application of self-discipline. Virgo/Snakes usually work to live and not the opposite. They like to spend money, so they work for it. But they are not driven by any Protestant work ethic. They love vacations.
Ruler - Mercury; Analysis, Absorption, Logic
Element - Earth; Function, Practicality, Solidity
Quality - Mutable; Adaptable, Harmonizing, Versatile
Characteristics
Lucidity, Practicality, Service, Discrimination, Courtesy, Decorum
Sins
Nit-picking, Negativism, Snobbery, Meticulousness, Crankiness, Reserve
Snake
Yang-oriented; Individualistic, Spiritual, Self-directed
Negative Fire Element
Characteristics
Intuition, Attractiveness, Discretion, Sagacity, Clairvoyance, Compassion
Sins
Laziness, Dissimulation, Extravagance, Cupidity, Presumption, Exclusiveness
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Virgo/Snake
"I analyze"---"I sense"
Analysis and intuition are two essential elements in the personality of a Virgo/Snake. This Virgo is both emotional and attractive. He is endowed with wisdom and depth of understanding. He may appear serious and even grave. The tongue, you will notice, however, is conveniently stored inside the cheek. This person's strength is that he is not really of the world. Virgo/Snakes exist outside of the mundande and always wear a secret smile.
Nothing is too technically to complex for this subject's intellect and perception. Nor are metaphysical problems beyond his reach. We are dealing here with a monster of attraction and appeal whoes flat out--almost cold--sensuality will warm the blood of even the most reserved observer. Virgo/Snakes are calculating. They always need to know where they are headed. Before they undertake a project they want every element worked out in minute detail. Virgo/Snakes are capable of magnificent insincerity.
I'd say that the Virgo/Snake is introverted yet avidly interested in others. His motive behind this gregariousness in simply his need for admirers. Of these he always has more than his share. He is a long-lasting friend with the ability to listen and cheer. It's not that Virgo/Snakes are innately funny; they have crinkly-eyed charm that is irresistibly amusing.
This person is remarkably combative for a Snake character. He's quite a scrapper when crossed, and involves himself in monumental tongue-lashings and verbal conflict to spare his pride. Virgo/Snake simply does not tolerate being toyed with. He is dignified and insists on remaining thus. If, however, he sees the joke is irrevocably on him, this person is capable of laughing at himself. Hear that hissing sound?
These natives seem oblivious to aging and stress. They slither through their daily rounds with a rare sort of detachment from almost every problem encountered. They insist on stability and expect to maintain equilibrium in their personal lives. they never make useless trouble.
Laziness is the Virgo/Snake's enemy. Yes. Even the efficient Virgo can be tempted by the Snake's tendency to sloth. From time to time his analytical side will assess the situation and you'll marvel to see him rise like a spinning top from his sagging sofa and shift into whirlwind activity. This is a capable soul. But if the sun is shining and the living is easy, he can grow sluggish. Gourmet food will tempt him too. Virgo/Snakes should avoid waist-expanding foods and keep up a steady exercise routine.
Most striking of all the Snake born Virgo's characteristics is his open-mindedness. This person id always ready for new experiences. He is willing to try anything once, and makes for a good companion for someone who likes adventure.
There is a critical side to this subject as well. But since Snake people are disposed to sagacity and they intuit rather than puzzle things out with logic, Virgo nit-picking and fault-finding is kept to a minimum. Gossip, however, pleases the Virgo/Snake and although he is discreet and never meddles in the affairs of others unless invited, he can frequently be caught in merry derision of the garish color of his neighbor's new car.
Virgo/Snakes are also bossy. Or rather, they rule. Period. Their methods of expressing authority consist of silent pressures and the application of well-defined rules without excessive rant. They care alto about those they dominate, and can usually convince themselves that their despotism is benevolent. Don't count on getting the best of this class-act person. He's got it all figured out and he knows precisely how to keep it that way.
Love
The Virgo/Snake's love picture is a tiny bit smudgy. You see, Snakes tend to slither in and out of a variety of love affairs throughout their lives. Virgos are rather more constant, yet they are sensuous as well. The tendency is toward slip-sliding away. Virgo/Snake makes the transition from passion to camaraderie smoothly. He remains friends with his "exes".
If you love a Virgo/Snake, you will be so mad for him or her that the very idea of "handling" will not occur to you. But the way to deal with this person, happily, is simply not to try. Don't manipulate him. He doesn't take kindly to machinations behind his back. Don't make fun of him. He'll take offense. Respect him and accept the dense soul that belongs to all natives of this sign. Admire the intellect, but don't fawn.
Compatibilities
Positive
Oxen, Roosters
Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
Neutral
Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces/Tigers
Negative
Gemini/Monkey, Pig
Home and Family
Virgo/Snakes tend to enjoy their freedom and covet being unencumbered. Their surroundings are not of much importance to the,, as they are so often on the road. They do like comfort, so you'll see a few easy chairs scattered about and there'll eb plenty of good vittles in the larder. But Virgo/Snakes are not homebody types.
If this person does become a parent, he or she will probably indulge the children in whims of all sorts, letting well enough alone and hoping for the best. The Virgo/Snake is autocratic, but he's not domineering or interested in policing lives. This parent will have fun with his kids, as he likes a good laugh and can readily join a group of any age for a few giggles.
The Virgo/Snake child will be beautiful to look at and carry himself with that dignified coldness spoken of earlier. He will probably like parties and astonish you and his teachers with his intellectual skill. There is not much you can do to spoil such a child, as his very presence will demand just the amount of attention he feels he deserves. There is no place in this child's life for parental sarcasm. It enrages him.
Profession
Mostly industrious, the Virgo/Snake only occasionally slides into a laziness rut. He's gifted in things technical from childhood and will know how to build models and fiddle with handiwork projects requiring great attention to detail. This, coupled with his exceptional native intelligence, gives Virgo/Snake a definite edge in all scientific areas and careers requiring mathematical skill.
As a boss, Virgo/Snake will personify the expression "noblesse oblige". He's so naturally ahead of the game that to question his authority would be silly. He's probably fair and just, although it's not because he's particularly altruistic. In any case, efficiency will be the rule. This person makes a dutiful and happy addition to any work group. Virgo/Snake employees are both responsible and capable of handling delegated work.They are also able to work alone at jobs that requiring precision and application of self-discipline. Virgo/Snakes usually work to live and not the opposite. They like to spend money, so they work for it. But they are not driven by any Protestant work ethic. They love vacations.
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Hot damn. D:!
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